These things would also be really bad:
Typhoonerals
A static Klingon
A venetian blind date
A key chainsaw massacre
A shadow nut
Pungi stickmen
A coffee mugging
Quicksandals
Bowling pins and needles
A septic tank top
Poison dartboards
Strychnine ball games
Thurston Howell the 3rd degree burns
Disparalysis
Asphalt lines
Molemeningitis
A needs reparachute
DEF CONstipation
Cemetary plot summaries
Pigeon toe trucks
A psoriacyst
An ad campaign in the ass
Lollygagging on lollipops
Rancid Vicious
Magic mushrheumatism
Being hungoverboard
Morning aftershaves
Athlete’s foot in mouth disease
Mad Cowboycotts
Gravy stainglass window shoplifters
Deadpanhandlers
Genetickles
Eulogy strings
note: I do have a “monk keychain after all”!
double note: enough of these ones for a while; my mind is turning into a bag of trickles.
triple note: Really Bad Things are still bad over here.
I Am The Cheese 