Some people are just born Lucky
… while other people are just born Michael, Carlos, Raj, Anna-Marie, Yuko, Nadia, …
It just depends on who the parents are.
note: children named Lucky must have to overcome a lot of odds growing up.
Today I realized that I’m quite good at wasting time.
… and playing Zombie Highway on the i-phone.
Posted in comedy, funny, games, humor, language, life, personal, random, random thoughts, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized, word play, wordplay, words
Tagged genetics, humor, humour, i-phones, lucky, names, unfortunate, Zombie Highway
I bet it sucks having the last name “Disney”.
If you aren’t related to that corporation somehow and have pots of money, you were definitely born with a disadvantage.
I’m glad my last name is “Exxon”!
note: “Shithead” for a last name wouldn’t be good either.
Posted in comedy, funny, humor, life, personal, random, random thoughts, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized, words
Tagged disney, exxon, humor, names, shithead
Definition: what the people of a place are called.
I’ve been a Duncanite, a Mill Bayer, a Victorian, a Vancouverite, a William’s Laker, and a Port Hardian.
I’m still a Canadian, I think!
In my city Numata, Japan, I’m not sure what I’m called.
I don’t think they go in for demonyms.
Maybe I’m a:
Numatite: but that sounds like something you go to jail for.
Numatitian: sound like I’m good at math.
Numatonian: I don’t know what my half-life is though.
Numater: sounds too much like no matter.
Numish: sounds like I should be driving a horse and buggy and shunning TV.
Numatanian: I think Jean Luc Picard saved my planet a few years back.
I’ll stick to “I live in __________”, for now!