
When I ate grapefruit as a kid my mother used to cut each segment away from the peel, so it was easy for me to eat.
She was pretty non-judgemental when I piled on the sugar too!
I’d like to thank her for that.
Hey! It’s not like she peeled all my bananas for me or anything!
If you feel that way about it, go find your own mother!
note: if I didn’t have a mother, I’d wish I’d never been born.
double note: I’m sure if I was born again, I’d be a born-again atheist.
triple note: Matt Damon has been Bourne again a few times now!
quadruple note: are there any born-again Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, …
… or are only Christians allowed to do that?
quintuple note: being a “died-again something” isn’t as catchy as that “born-again” stuff.
sextuple note: sheep probably “dye-in-the-wool” more than most animals.
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Today #139
Today was relaxative … I ate a lot of corn last night.
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