Mongolian Blue Spots are flat birthmarks with wavy borders and irregular shapes, common among people of Asian, East Indian, African, and Latino heritage. Bluish gray to deep brown to black skin markings, they often appear on the base of the spine, on the buttocks and back and even sometimes on the ankles or wrists.
A friend of mine worked in a Daycare/English playtime centre for a year, and as part of his job he accompanied/assisted children using the bathroom.
He casually mentioned this phenomenon to me one day, to which I told him he was pulling my leg and I wasn’t that gullible.
He insisted it was true, and I kept a doubtful expression on my face until I could check the internet.
Why couldn’t I have some cool birthmark like that?
I just have a regular white ass.
note to self: buy some pool chalk.