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Money Making Scheme #17

 

I’m going to sell mints called “Mo’ Mints“.

They will just be regular mints; but a slick ad campaign should be able to make them crazy popular.

 

POSSIBLE CATCH PHRASES:

“Make the Mo’ Mints last forever … don’t share them with anyone … and buy bulk.”

“I’ll do that … only for a Mo’ Mint.”

“Your father will be home Mo’ Mintarily… we better eat without him.”

“He went crazy for a Mo’ Mint.”

“I’ll do anything for a Mo’ Mint.”

“It was over in a Mo’ Mint.”
” That’s a long time!”

“It only took a Mo’ Mint for my son to do his homework.”

 

 If I can work it out with those heartburn people maybe there will be Mo’ MinTums!

 

note: oooo aaaah Precious Mo’ Mints video by The Three Degrees.

double note: I’m sure the premiere of this product will be a Mo’ Mintus occasion.

triple note: I only used 3 different brown pencil crayons to color those boxes. For the bottom one I just pushed down harder to achieve a different shade of brown. I wonder if other people know that you can do that?

quadruple note: Bono must be really super small to get “Stuck in a Mo’ Mint” … they are just regular sized mints. I’m sure the TV commercial people could make a giant one for him to get stuck in though.

quintuple note:  Money Making Scheme  #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10  and #11  and# 12  and# 13 and #14  and #15  and #16  are still scheming.

sextuple note: I bet you thought I forgot about these Money Making Scheme things… or I forgot you thought about these … or something like that.

septuple note: on further research I find that there already are Momints. I’m sure Michael J. Fox read this blog and then went back to 2003 and usurped this great idea from me. I’m bummed out now and am feeling like I’m eating day old food … which isn’t bad as long as it’s been refrigerated properly.

octuple note: originality requires worms or birds or something.

nontuple note: being the first to be second is still only a red ribbon. (sad face)

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notes to myself #106

You make the right choice when you buy the U2Boy” album instead of The Romantic‘s “In Heat“.

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Money Making Scheme #16

Bawl Babies! Collect them all!

 

I’m going to sell “Bawl Babies”: balls with cry baby faces on them.

Any type of ball should do: tennis bawl babies, golf bawl babies, soccer bawl babies, super bawl babies, ping pong bawl babies, rubber bawl babies, beach bawl babies, Lucille Bawl babies, tether bawl babies, bowling bawl babies, medicine bawl babies, rugby bawl babies, basebawl babies, basketbawl babies, Nerfbawl babies, meatbawl babies, …

 

POSSIBLE SLOGANS

I’ll give you something to cry about!

More useful than a Cabbage Patch Kid … and they bounce too!

 

note: if this works, I may branch out into “Bald Babies” … ones with no fake drawn-in hair on them!

double note: paddles not included.

safe to paddle in public

triple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10  and #11  and# 12  and# 13 and #14  and #15  are still scheming.

 

notes to myself #11

When you are 19 don’t take the “selling encyclopedias door to door” job.
It’s just not your thing.
Did you really want to be good at that anyway?

Money Making Scheme #15

from the great people who brought you "Tooth Pesto"!

 

I’m going to sell “Shaving Cream Cheese”!

Usually too much shaving cream comes out. Now you don’t have to waste it: you can eat it!

possible advertising:

It was a close shave for the Johnsons when they ran out of party appetizers.
Luckily they had Shaving Cream Cheese!
” 

Shave and a Bagel?

It must be 5 o’clock shadow somewhere!

 
Shaving Cream Cheese will get you in a lather!

 

If this works out maybe I could expand into:

-Shaving Cream of Mushroom Soup
Shaving Cream of Wheat
Shaving Cream Corn
-Noxzemarmalade
Cold Creamy Peanut Butter
-Shaving Creamsicles (in icy mint flavour)

 

note: You can’t eat just one???

I know there are chips on the plate, but you can only eat the crackers!

 

double note:  Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10  and #11  and# 12  and# 13 and #14  are still scheming.

 

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Money Making Scheme #14

I’m going to open a used greeting card store called “Card Agains”.

Card Agains

People usually just throw away cards anyway, so it will be 100% profit!

 For Every Occasion!

 

… possibly I’ll wear some type of sweater to work as well.

 

note: sure … people could re-use their own cards, but that’s just cheap and miserly.

double note: hey! it’s the thought that counts! … Are you calling my mother a liar?

triple note: possible slogan/jingle:

“The card`s not all marked up. It’s Hallmarked up!”

 

quadruple note: go green, save the earth, and all that stuff you know.

quintuple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10  and #11  and# 12  and# 13 are still scheming.

 

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Money Making Scheme #13

still cool on the sun!

 

I’m  going to sell non-melting ice.

It’s a simple yet ingenious method: actually I am quite surprised that I thought of it.

Now that I think about it … I don’t know who would really want non-melting ice. Maybe I’ll just throw out all the paperwork and notes on this one and chalk it up as a bad idea.

 

note: “non-melting popsicles” would suck big time … even if you sucked on them big time.

double note: Wow! that opens up a lot of room in my freezer!

triple note: “non-freezing ice” would probably be a better money maker.

quadruple note: the water in my frying pan is from not washing and drying it properly with regular water.

quintuple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10  and #11  and 12 are still scheming.

sextuple note: I’m off for an adventure this weekend! I think DisneySea may be involved! Have a great weekend! See you (figuratively) on Monday.

 

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Money Making Scheme #12

save those trees!

 

I’m going to sell pickles shaped like toothpicks and call them “Tooth Pickles”!

Possible catch phrases could be:

I think you’ve got something in your teeth. Would you like a Tooth Pickle?

or

A little peckish
What the heckish!
Tooth Pickle!
Tooth Pickle!
Tooth Pickle!

or

I’m not gerkin you around! or Takin’ the Mickle!
If it’s an edible toothpick, it’s gotta be a Tooth Pickle!

 

note:Tooth Pickles” are not to be confused with “Pickle Teeth“.

see a dentist!

 

double note: I wish I had some stuck between my teeth right now!

I wish I had some stuck between my teeth right now!

 

triple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10  and #11  are still scheming.

quadruple note: Don’t these just keep getting better and better? or is it just me? I could be wrong; I usually am.

 

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Money Making Scheme #11

don't waist your time with imitations!

 

I’m going to sell belts to Motor Racing enthusiasts called, “Fan Belts”.

The belts will be decorated with famous drivers and their cars.

Maybe I could attach tiny fans to the belts called “fan belt belt fans” to stop the wearer from overheating.

 

note: It must be nice to be a race car driver: driving nowhere fast, wasting lots of gas, and getting paid gobs of money.

double note:

“So what do you do?”

“I drive in a circle mostly … sometimes not. There’s champagne to spray around at the end if I’m lucky.”

“Sounds like a busman’s holiday.”

triple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10 are still scheming.

 

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Money Making Scheme #10

"hub" caps

I’m going to sell “hubcap” caps  called “hub caps” or “hubbies”.

 

note: if things work out maybe I’ll expand the line with “gas“, “salary“, and “bottle” caps!

assorted caps

 

double note:knee” and “ice” caps may find a market as well. (sorry no drawings)

 triple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9 are still scheming.

 quadruple note:  Have I done 10 of these things already? How come I’m not rich yet?

 

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Money Making Scheme #9

prescription drinking glasses

 

I’m going to sell prescription drinking glasses.

This should prevent people from getting blind drunk.

 

note: maybe a shot glass monocle would be more practical.

double note: if these prove profitable, prescription drinking … sunglasses, reading glasses, and magnifying glasses could be next.

triple note: “no-stain stain glass prescription drinking glasses” is difficult to say.

quadruple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  are still scheming.

 

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Money Making Scheme #8

november-24th-0251

 

 

I’m going to sell “Ping Pong Ball Pumps”.

I’ll have them manufactured in Sweden because they are famous for pump technology.

 

note: I might have to design special shoes called “Ping Pong Pump Pumps” so the user can hold the pump in place while inflating flat ping pong balls.

double note: I may market a “ping pong ball patch kit” for balls with slow leaks. (basically just tape: but if people buy the pump and shoes, they will buy anything!)

triple note: Ping Pong Balls make more of a “dut dut dut” sound than a “ping pong” sound. I could be wrong; I usually am.

quadruple note: The Ping Pong Paddle business is a good “racket” to get in to.

quintuple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7 are still scheming.

 

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