I really surprise myself sometimes
… especially in mirrors.
How did I get in there?
note: mirrors are for people without good friends.
double note: I knew there would be a 2nd chance at this photo: https://planetross.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/mona-lisa/
triple note: I think I’ve put on 4 entries tonight … on purpose.
notes to myself #42
You are an idiot … but usually amusing … or at least you think that.
Posted in comedy, funny, humor, life, personal, random, random thoughts, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized
Tagged humor, mirrors, Mona Lisa, no good friends, you are and idiot
In my dreams I don’t know what I look like; I never seem to have a mirror.
Other people are no help at all … they aren’t carrying mirrors either.
note: photo taken in one of the DisneySea sections.
double note: #1 and #2 are still slumbering along.
Posted in comedy, funny, life, personal, random, random thoughts, sleep, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized
Tagged C-sections, caesarian sections, DisneySea, dreams, humor, in my dreams, mirrors, my dreams are not a reflection of me, other people, reflective surfacing
I walked by a mirror and didn’t see my reflection.
It was very freaky!
Maybe it was a window.
I’m not too sure.
I don’t know about you, but driving through a city called Bottleneck might not be the best idea!
If I had a delicatessen, I’d call it The Psycho Deli.
Maybe I’d have a blackvelvet poster and a lava lamp somewhere.
Pets as Gifts
I don’t think it is a good idea to give a pet as a gift.
I usually give 2 pets: a male and female rabbit!
just to be safe.
I Want To Be A Webler!
web log = weblog = blog
Why isn’t it “webl”?
I’d rather webl and be a webler!
I want up and down turn signals on my car: just in case.
Pirates of the Caribbean
I don’t care how good the movies are; the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland sucks.
People in the Southern Hemisphere are pretty good sports about Christmas Carols.
When I was younger, I was a lot shorter than I am now.
Let’s put the “fun” back in “funeral”!
Has anyone ever broken their jaw on a jawbreaker?
Rules are made to be broken.
except in sports.
There’s video replay now!
I’m waiting for the j-pods to come out!
Zombies are a Dying Breed
If everyone were cremated…..
I guess there would be no more Zombie movies!
That would suck.
Posted in comedy, culture, funny, humor, life, personal, random, random thoughts, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized
Tagged bottlenecks, christmas carols, delicatessens, funerals, gifts, j-pods, jawbreakers, mirrors, pets, pirates, rules, turn signals, webles, youth, zombies
I was thinking about magic tricks and how much I am not interested in them.
That got me thinking about optical illusions and how much I like them.
Which got me thinking about Fun House Mirrors.
In the Strathcona Hotel in Victoria, B.C. Canada they have those mirrors outside one of the bathrooms.
I think most people on the way to the toilet stop and check themselves out, do a few leg bends, and turn sideways.
I’ve been checking them out on-line and they are pretty reasonably priced: about $70 U.S.
My sister did say I needed more mirrors in my house!
Not sure if I will go for the original distortion mirror, the fat mirror, or the skinny mirror.
I want the one that makes my head real long like an Oompa Loompa.