Tag Archives: mirrors

Mirror Imagining

there is a 2nd chance at everything ... except life and virginity and a few other things.

 

I really surprise myself sometimes

… especially in mirrors.


How did I get in there?

 

note: mirrors are for people without good friends.

double note: I knew there would be a 2nd chance at this photo: https://planetross.wordpress.com/2009/02/16/mona-lisa/

triple note: I think I’ve put on 4 entries tonight … on purpose.

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notes to myself #42

You are an idiot … but usually amusing … or at least you think that.

In My Dreams … #3

my next house

 

In my dreams I don’t know what I look like; I never seem to have a mirror.

Other people are no help at all … they aren’t carrying  mirrors either.

 

note: photo taken in one of the DisneySea sections.

double note: #1  and #2  are still slumbering along.

 

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Too Much Time

Mirrors

I walked by a mirror and didn’t see my reflection.

It was very freaky!

Maybe it was a window.
I’m not too sure.

 

Bottleneck

I don’t know about you, but driving through a city called Bottleneck might not be the best idea!

 

Delicatessen

If I had a delicatessen, I’d call it The Psycho Deli.

Maybe I’d have a blackvelvet poster and a lava lamp somewhere.

 

Pets as Gifts

I don’t think it is a good idea to give a pet as a gift.

so

I usually give 2 pets: a male and female rabbit!

just to be safe.

 

I Want To Be A Webler!

web log = weblog = blog

Why isn’t it “webl”?

I’d rather webl and be a webler!

Turn Signals

I want up and down turn signals on my car: just in case.

 

Pirates of the Caribbean

I don’t care how good the movies are; the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland sucks.

 

Christmas Carols

People in the Southern Hemisphere are pretty good sports about Christmas Carols.

 

Youth

When I was younger, I was a lot shorter than I am now.

 

Funerals

Let’s put the “fun” back in “funeral”!

 

Jawbreakers

Has anyone ever broken their jaw on a jawbreaker?

FALSE ADVERTISING!

 

Rules

Rules are made to be broken.

except in sports.

There’s video replay now!

 

J-Pods

I’m waiting for the j-pods to come out!

 

Zombies are a Dying Breed

If everyone were cremated…..

I guess there would be no more Zombie movies!

That would suck.

 

 

 

Reflecting on Mirrors

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I was thinking about magic tricks and how much I am not interested in them.
That got me thinking about optical illusions and how much I like them.
Which got me thinking about Fun House Mirrors.

In the Strathcona Hotel in Victoria, B.C. Canada they have those mirrors outside one of the bathrooms.
I think most people on the way to the toilet stop and check themselves out, do a few leg bends, and turn sideways.

I’ve been checking them out on-line and they are pretty reasonably priced: about $70 U.S.
My sister did say I needed more mirrors in my house!

Not sure if I will go for the original distortion mirror, the fat mirror, or the skinny mirror.

Decisions; decisions.

I want the one that makes my head real long like an Oompa Loompa.