Tag Archives: Margaret Hamilton

I’m An Ass … Ass … In!


I guess you have to be Spanish to be a bandito;

… maybe I’ll try to be a ninja instead.


note: do I have to be Spanish to eat Cheetos? … or Freeto-lays … or Doritos?
I never knew so many potato chips were Spanish!

double note: there is probably a generation of people who associate ninjas with turtles for some reason.

triple note: stereotypes are those people with good stereos right?

quadruple note: putting an “o” at the end of the word makes me bilingual right?  I’m sure those banana benders are just called “Speed” in English speaking countries. … I could be wrong; I usually am.

quintuple note: I’d make a good Jackassassin.


Today #44

Today I realized that Meatloaf has been an important person in my life. I can’t say that for most foods.

Today’s note: I don’t know Meatloaf‘s real name, but he doesn’t know that my stage name is The Apple Sauce Boss … so I guess we are even.

Once in a Lifetime

Margaret Hamilton ( December 9 , 1902 – May 16 , 1985 ) was an American film actress best known for her iconic portrayal of The Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz .


To be remembered forever for one role in the movies.

No matter what else you do, you are …

The Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

Marion Crane in Psycho


It could be worse: you could be unrecognizable and famous like the guys who play C-3PO and R2-D2 in the Star Wars films.


just a voice like HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Who are your Once in a Lifetime Role people?


note: It must suck to work with Muppets.