Sometimes I lie awake dreaming about sleeping,
but never the opposite.
note: lying awake is easy … lying while asleep is more difficult … what with it being your subconscious and all.
double note: I took a lie detector test once. It worked! It said I was lying down.
triple note: if you are just pretending to be asleep, are you are double liar?
I went back to the gym for the first time in about 10 months.
The staff member said, “long time no see.”
I looked around bewildered and asked, ” Where am I?“