Tag Archives: lying down

Insomnia … But Not In Othersia


Sometimes I lie awake dreaming about sleeping,

but never the opposite.


note: lying awake is easy … lying while asleep is more difficult … what with it being your subconscious and all.

double note: I took a lie detector test once. It worked! It said I was lying down.

triple note: if you are just pretending to be asleep, are you are double liar?


Today #350

I went back to the gym for the first time in about 10 months.
The staff member said, “long time no see.
I looked around bewildered and asked, ” Where am I?


A Lying Downward Spiral


I don’t take most things lying down … except for naps and stuff.

I’m quite strong on that point.


note: spineless people probably take most things lying down … as well as jellyfish at least.

double note: I don’t usually tell lies standing up.


Today #186

Today I bet the second most wanted person in  the world is glad that Osama Bin Laden is gone … so that he/she is Number One now.
(#2 is the new #1 … although they are still #2ish)