Tag Archives: logs

Stacking Wood

 

 I like to stack things individually … or by myself … or something like that.

 

note: don’t play the Cord Wood team! … That team is usually stacked!

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Today #219

On smoking hot days like today, I don’t mind working in a cool basement.
(the basement is cool in a temperature way, not a groovy funky way)

Sleep

 

Last night I slept like a baby. It was great!

… I didn’t wear a diaper … or soil myself … or cry … or wake up in the middle of the night for some food though.

I guess I didn’t sleep like a baby after all!


No wonder babies are so tired;
… they don’t sleep very well really.

 

note: maybe I slept like a log??

double note: if I sleep with another person who is sleeping like a log too, I guess there isn’t any threat of starting a fire.

triple note: I’ve never started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together! … I’ll add that to my “alternative reality bucket list” … that’s the one that includes things I don’t really want to do too badly.

quadruple note: are there any “Alternative Reality Shows“? … if there were, that would be really cool … unless it was just different shows on different channels … then that wouldn’t be.

quintuple note: sleeping pong” would keep me awake.

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Today #73

I bought a todaily newspaper.

Everyday

 

They elect a new Pope here everyday.

 

note: I’ll have to seclude myself and look inward to find a joke about conclave and concave.

double note: playing with matches at a match factory is probably a no no.

triple note: I’ve been noticing a lot of wood factories lately: logs must be in season.

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notes to myself #139

Choose your routines wisely.

Logging And Blogging

 

Posts are from logs
and
Posts are from blogs

“How many?” requires
Pollsters and surveyors

To make polls about postings
or
Make poles out of post things

and

Enter statistics
On memory sticks
or
Print their findings
On things that need bindings.

 

note: a little blog cabin in the cyber wood be nice.

(no that isn’t a typo)

double note: I have a totem stick.

triple note: I rhyme loosely … don’t think of me obtusely.

quadruple note: the guy in the photo is a snowman tamer … or is possibly trying to wake that lazy snowman up.

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notes to myself #136

Your strengths and weaknesses are very far apart … sadly.

Sticks

big sticks and walking softly

 

I’m glad I’m not a stick

… because I don’t think sticks can drink chocolate milk.

 

note: if I was a pizza, I’d be a cannibal.

double note: How big does a stick have to be before it becomes a log?

 

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