Me: I’ve got a freaky old lady name o’ Cocaine Katy who embroiders on my jeans.
Him: You’re on drugs!
Me: I’ve got my poor old gray-haired Daddy drivin’ my limousine.
Him: If you had any friends I’d suggest an “intervention”.
* great photo courtesy of nathaliewithanh.
* great song and Rolling Stone magazine covers here.
* Track Lines #1 and #2 are still spinning.
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Does a scratched limousine have stretch marks?
Does a scratched ship have berth marks?
note: if you comment on this blog will they be re:marks?
double note: I tell people I have been in a limousine, but it was only a school bus. I stretch the truth sometimes.
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Tagged berth marks, birth marks, humor, limousines, remarks, scratches, ships, stretch marks