I’m on the same page as most people: just in a different book.
note: “No reading aloud allowed“. And people say holidays are unproductive!
double note: When someone says, “You can’t judge a book by its cover“. I usually reply, “Who said anything about books? I was talking about that funny looking guy over there!”
triple note: Overdue “pregnancy” books are usually very weighty and have a lot of contractions at the end.
quadruple note: Libraries should have “match books“. Some people are only looking for light reading.
quintuple note: I guess “match books” would be in the friction section.
I Am The Cheese 