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Flies, Lies, And Porky Pies

possibly a penguin fly


A fly that doesn’t fly,
Is simply just a lie.
If it says it can fly,
Then it’s a lying lie.
… and not a flying fly.


note: Get out there and fly around you little maggot!

double note: the “lie” in the drawing is a “white lie“.

triple note: sorry for no mention of “porky pies“; I just thought it sounded cool.
It’s rhyming slang or slimey rhang or limey sang or something like that.

quadruple note: my other poems are still poeming at the mouth to be read here.

quintuple note: I may have put on 2 or more entries tonight … or today. I like things fresh I guess.
… or I have sleeves and things up them.
… or I don’t. It’s a crap shoot sometimes.






Do you know how to stop people from lying?

Use a “defibrillator” on them.

It would also give new meaning to “getting a paddling”.















note:  lie detector – another word for mother.