Tag Archives: lettuce

Things With Heads


The only things I eat with a head on it are crabs, lettuce, and beer.


note: I think this tuna outside the restaurant means they are out of tuna.
I could be wrong; I usually am.

double note: coin tosses are kind of weird. Have you ever seen a coin with a tail on it?


Today # 142

Today I watched a video of a grizzly bear fighting 4 wolves over a carcass: the wolves won out. Imagine if people could work together like those wolves: what a great day that would be.

note: I mention that it is a “grizzly bear” so it’s not confused with a “grizzly chicken”, “grizzly hamster”, or a “grizzly fish”.




note: lettuce is a good substitute … when toothpasties aren’t available.

double note: do you have something in your teeth or are you an exotic dancer?


notes to myself #150

Stripper Bars eventually lose there appeal.
… I don’t know when, but I’m sure it happens.