The only things I eat with a head on it are crabs, lettuce, and beer.
note: I think this tuna outside the restaurant means they are out of tuna.
I could be wrong; I usually am.
double note: coin tosses are kind of weird. Have you ever seen a coin with a tail on it?
Today # 142
Today I watched a video of a grizzly bear fighting 4 wolves over a carcass: the wolves won out. Imagine if people could work together like those wolves: what a great day that would be.
note: I mention that it is a “grizzly bear” so it’s not confused with a “grizzly chicken”, “grizzly hamster”, or a “grizzly fish”.
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note: lettuce is a good substitute … when toothpasties aren’t available.
double note: do you have something in your teeth or are you an exotic dancer?
notes to myself #150
Stripper Bars eventually lose there appeal.
… I don’t know when, but I’m sure it happens.
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Tagged accessorizing, da da dum da da da dum!, dental floss, gentle floss, humor, incisorizing, incisors, lettuce, pasties and a g-string, stripper bars ... or peeler bars, teeth, toothpasties and a g-string