Alienational Team Sports

I think there is an illegal alien on the soccer pitch.

 

note: it’s a Worlds Cup Team.

double note: “our National Anthem would kill every person on this planet, so we’ll just use the theme song to “The Jeffersons” if you don’t mind.

triple note: get it? … there are 12 on the field! … oh, nevermind.  It was funnier in my mind … earlier … for a moment.

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Today #80

Today was easier than KFC chicken … I mean greasier!

Margarine, Plastic, and Me!

 

My friend has once again shared an odd fact  with me that I can’t get out of my head.

“Margarine is only one molecule away from plastic.”

What’s so disturbing about this?

Margarine comes in a plastic container, so of course they’re only one molecule away from each other.

I’m only one molecule away from plastic when I stick my head in a plastic bucket. (which I did, but didn’t like the photo)

I’m also only one molecule away from glass when I do this:

note: sorry I haven’t been one molecule away from a razor for a few days.

double note: This fact about margarine and plastic is pure fiction. It’s just a product of someone’s imargination.

 

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Chickens

 

 

 

If chickens never existed, what would everyone compare random other meat to?

note: KFC would probably just be the name of some English football club.

double note: “Come on! Do it! Are you random other meat or something?”

 

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ATMs

 

 

 

When I tell people I ate a lot of “Fast Food” in South America, they usually say:

“With all that cheap delicious food everywhere, you chose to eat burgers?”

I didn’t want to

but …

it was usually the only place I could break the big bills dispensed by ATMs.

note: ATM in Spanish and Portuguese must mean “change AT McDonald’s”.

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Colonel Sanders

Is it just me, or does Colonel Sanders look Japanese?

I think I’ve lived in Japan too long.

note: Ronald Mcdonald, Wendy, and the Burger King still look American though.

double note: “portions of the ’11 herbs and spices recipe’ are made at different locations in the United States, and the only complete copy of the recipe is kept in a vault in corporate headquarters.” I smell a National Treasure’s 3 movie in the making!