My friend has once again shared an odd fact with me that I can’t get out of my head.
“Margarine is only one molecule away from plastic.”
What’s so disturbing about this?
Margarine comes in a plastic container, so of course they’re only one molecule away from each other.
I’m only one molecule away from plastic when I stick my head in a plastic bucket. (which I did, but didn’t like the photo)
I’m also only one molecule away from glass when I do this:

note: sorry I haven’t been one molecule away from a razor for a few days.
double note: This fact about margarine and plastic is pure fiction. It’s just a product of someone’s imargination.
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