Tag Archives: ketchup

Waiting

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When I wait for a line of cars to go by before I can pull out on to the road

… the last one always seems the slowest.

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note: when I’m waiting for something bad … it usually happens right away.

double note: people who fly first class experience waitlessness.

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Things I’ve Seen With My Own Two Eyes #6: someone pulling out a ketchup bottle from their coat at a fancy restaurant.

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Hard Core

 

Do you know who is hard core?

People who bring their own condiments and sauces to restaurants: horseradish, Worcestershire sauce, ketchup, tabasco sauce, relish, mustard, BBQ sauce, all spice,…

That takes dedication, planning, and possibly shot tastebuds.

Maybe they carry the stuff in their car’s glove compartment just in case: insurance papers, emergency flare, tabasco sauce, …

I’m going to start doing this … with toothpicks.

I’m not really a toothpick person, but I want something I can pull out of my pocket so the ketchup guy doesn’t think I’m soft.

And nothing says hard core tough guy more than a toothpick!

… well maybe an icepick does, but I don’t get ice stuck in my teeth very often.

 

note: photo of Kobe beef devoured by moi in Kobe on New Year’s Day. Seriously, you can eat that stuff with a spoon … because they cut it up into spoon sized pieces.

double note: sorry I’ve been distractelated lately. The big project is almost over. Or it could just be a little project in hindsight.

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notes to myself #166

You haven’t had the worst day of your life yet. I haven’t had it either, but I’m sure there has got to be a real doozy coming eventually.

Money Making Scheme #4

 

 

I’m going to sell french fries with ketchup inside of them.

Maybe I’ll put “mayonnaise” inside the ones sold in Europe and “poutine” in the ones for all those French Canadians.

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note: Stompin’ Tom really does sing about all the things that truly matter.

triple note: I will bury all those “little package condiment people”.

quadruple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 are still scheming.

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