planetross: “Pearl Harbor was attacked 70 years ago yesterday.”
Mr. Pettit: “John Lennon died 31 years ago today.”
Remembering anniversaries is more important than the present.
Kids seem to forget this a lot of the time … and at Christmas and birthdays …
note: I’m not interested in the latest news … late news will do.
double note: surfers are probably into the current news.
triple note: seriously, we did have this conversation today.
I knew today would be over eventually … or uneventually.
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Tagged humor, humour, it's the thought that counts, John Lennon, Pearl Harbor
I’m going to open a used greeting card store called “Card Agains”.
People usually just throw away cards anyway, so it will be 100% profit!
… possibly I’ll wear some type of sweater to work as well.
note: sure … people could re-use their own cards, but that’s just cheap and miserly.
double note: hey! it’s the thought that counts! … Are you calling my mother a liar?
triple note: possible slogan/jingle:
“The card`s not all marked up. It’s Hallmarked up!”
quadruple note: go green, save the earth, and all that stuff you know.
quintuple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7 and #8 and #9 and #10 and #11 and# 12 and# 13 are still scheming.
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Tagged 100% profitabilitiness, all marked up, and all that stuff, card agains, cardigans, environmental illness, for every occasion ... and not just occasionally, go green, greeting cards, Hallmark cards, Happy Everything!, hey! greeting cards don't grow on trees, humor, it's the thought that counts, marked up? you betcha ... this is capitalism, money making scheme, money making schemes, My mother wasn't no liar!, re-usable junk, save the earth, snowcapped Mt. Fuji ... bullet train ... Santa Claus ... smells like Halloween to me!, wearing sweaters to work, working and sweating