Tag Archives: it’s the thought that counts

No News Means Old News

 

planetross:Pearl Harbor was attacked 70 years ago yesterday.

Mr. Pettit:John Lennon died 31 years ago today.

Remembering anniversaries is more important than the present.

Kids seem to forget this a lot of the time … and at Christmas and birthdays …

 

note: I’m not interested in the latest news … late news will do.

double note: surfers are probably into the current news.

triple note: seriously, we did have this conversation today.

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Today #304

I knew today would be over eventually … or uneventually.

Money Making Scheme #14

I’m going to open a used greeting card store called “Card Agains”.

Card Agains

People usually just throw away cards anyway, so it will be 100% profit!

 For Every Occasion!

 

… possibly I’ll wear some type of sweater to work as well.

 

note: sure … people could re-use their own cards, but that’s just cheap and miserly.

double note: hey! it’s the thought that counts! … Are you calling my mother a liar?

triple note: possible slogan/jingle:

“The card`s not all marked up. It’s Hallmarked up!”

 

quadruple note: go green, save the earth, and all that stuff you know.

quintuple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7  and #8  and #9  and #10  and #11  and# 12  and# 13 are still scheming.

 

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