Do you have secrets?
I have a few, but nothing that will send me to jail … or will repel friends too much.
I think people need a few secrets. It makes things interesting.
Secrets are interesting.
I want to know other people’s secrets, but I don’t want to share mine.
I’m secreting, but am interested in other people’s secretions … except for gob and puke and stuff.
secret note: I wrote this post while 3 or 4 sheets to the wind … whatever that means. … I don’t know how far the wind is away from me.
secret double note: if you don’t get the things I write, the things you find while hovering over the photos, the notes, or the tags … it’s not a problem. I just do those things because I like to do them … and some things don’t make sense anyway.
morning after note: I had every intention of deleting this post this morning, but I’ll leave it up … and go find some aspirin now.
Today was not as good as tonight: there was a Canuck’s game … and they won again.
(I’m a Canucks ice hockey fan, but that’s a secret.)
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Tagged 3 sheets to the wind, 4 sheets to the wind, Canucks, Canucks 2011!, friends, humor, humour, ice hockey, it's okay, no jail, repelling friends, secrets, wasted
I’m voting for the “hibernational party” this Winter.
It’s time for people not to wake up
… and smell the roses until Spring
… or whenever roses start smelling.
note: some birds fly south for the Winter … where do penguins fly to?
double note: bears don’t truly hibernate: they do something called “denning“. I think I could get into this “denning” business.
notes to myself #61
You never learn to skate adequately to play ice hockey, but you do dabble with curling and enjoy it. I know … it’s unbelievable!
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Tagged bears, curling, denning, flying penguins, hibernation, humor, ice hockey, migrating, roses smell, smelling roses, spring, winter
What do people call “icing” or “frosting” in really warm countries?
Fog? Mist? Sunblock? Mirage?
note: If it’s a really warm country, sugar coating is out too!
double note: Are snow flakey pie crusts possible?
triple note: In ice hockey the puck gets iced a lot, but I still wouldn’t want to eat it.
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Tagged cakes and cupcakes, fog, frosting, humor, ice hockey, icing, icing the puck, lick the beaters!, mirage, mist, naked cakes and cupcakes, people in warm countries eat naked cake!, snow flakey pie crusts on icecream cakes, steam, sugar coating, sunblock, sunglare, things on your finger when your mom ain't looking, your crossing a line if you ice a puck .. a red line and blue line