Dripping

 

What`s that dripping sound?

It`s driving me crazy!

oh! it`s my ice cream cone.

nevermind.

 

 

note: if you`re lactose intolerant, of course dairy products will give you problems. All dairy products lack toes … and cows too!
(I mean cows don’t have toes: they have most of the dairy products though for some reason)

double note: sick snowmen who don`t get cold shots must just go on a drip.

triple note: I think I have 5 entries coming quickly tonight. My Drafts are getting drafty.

 

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Wishful Thinking #1

 

Your boyfriend or girlfriend will remain faithful to you while they go backpacking for a year.

 

single scoop: Riiiightttt!

double scoop: I’m feeling Pat Coakley–ish with all these continuing sagas. But I’m not challenging anybody to anything: you have to give me that much.

triple scoop: Hey Mister Fly! Try the chocolate, it’s pretty good too!

quadruple scoop: I took pannonica‘s advice and did something different with the “note” system. Picture of an ice cream: scoop. Do you get it? Ahhhh! it’s soft serve! There are no scoops. 

Nevermind.

 

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