My friend Mr. Pettit seems to disappear around Christmas each year to visit family in Canada. He always brings me back something.
This year he brought back a pig lighter for me … and other things too.
I think I looked less than appreciative and awed when he gave the pig to me. I clicked it a few times and it didn’t work.
I mumbled something. He mumbled something. We moved on.
I put it on the dashboard of my van, looked at it for a few weeks, and continued using a different lighter for lighting cigarettes.
I eventually tried the pig. It seems to work on warm days … kind of like a coconut seller on a tropical beach.
I like the pig! It is awesome! It is me!
Thanks for the pig!
note: if I wasn’t the Cheese, I’d be the Pig!
double note: no one can know you as well as you know yourself, but it’s scary how often other people guess correctly.
Today was pretty good. I can’t ask for more than that sometimes: I’m not greedy.
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Tagged coconut sellers, Cool Hand Luke, Devo, humor, humour, I Am The Cheese, I Am The Pig, kelly pettit, Know Thyself ... and other people too!, mumbling, Paul Newman, pig lighters, pigs, Plastic Jesus, souvenirs, tropic beaches
Cheese Ate Him. … is anagrammatically correct!
… for I Am The Cheese.
note: Throng Dream is an anagramma … or grandmother.
double note: thanks to Bunk Strutts for his anagram link … which I can’t quite find now … so here is another anagram site if you are in to anagramazing stuff.
triple note: S. Le … I think this is why eventually the cheese stands alone.
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Tagged anagramazing, anagramma and anagrampa, anagrammatically correct, anagrams, Bunk Strutts, Cheese doesn't eat red shoes, How can you tell I'm North American? ... I drew orange cheese!, I Am The Cheese, S. Le, the cheese stands alone
Here are a few ideas that are floating around in my head at the moment and might make it on to the blog in some form or another in the near future.
note: thanks to Prairie Flounder over at Sky Fishing for doing a Wordle on his site, prometheuscomic for giving me the idea of a sneak preview, and Kelly Pettit who walked me through the process of “screen capture” over the telephone system with no wires.
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Tagged advanced notice, foreshadowing, humor, I Am The Cheese, I told you, it all looks so boring, it's all mixed up but it's mixed up in my head too, kelly pettit, look out, planetross, Prairie Flounder, previews, Prometheus, prometheuscomic, Sky Fishing, Sneak Previews without Gene Siskel or Roger Ebert, spelling errors, warning, watch out!, wordles, you've been warned