Drinking responsibly in the morning doesn’t sound right.
note: I don’t drink in the morning; that spot’s reserved for hangovers … or feeling healthy and sober.
double note: why are there “children’s aspirin” … children shouldn’t be waking up with hangovers.
Today I came home from a kindergarten visit, removed my sweaty shirt and saw weird red marks on my stomach. I went to the bathroom mirror to investigate further … and saw a 4 year old’s handprint on my stomach. That little girl must have smacked me pretty hard: it’s still visible 12 hours later!
(it’s like an aboriginal kindergarten cave painting, but on my stomach)
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I have spent many nights on Happy Island, but mornings usually find me hungover and washed up on broke reef.
note: it is a pretty cool name for a liquor store though.
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