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Fairy Tale Thugs

Hansel and Gretel

Juvenile criminal siblings Hansel and Gretel are still at large after escaping from the Black Forest Penitentiary while awaiting trial for the brutal slaying of local bakery shop owner Ima Twitch.

The brother and sister are also charged with destruction of property and theft.

When questioned in custody they maintained that their victim was a witch.

After an extensive manhunt, the police are no nearer to re-apprehending the suspects. The police spokesperson admits that the trail has gone stale.


note: poisoned bread crumbs are much better when leaving a trail, but that’s just bad. The return trip would be a death march of sorts.  

double note: They should have had GPS!   They are GPS: Grimm Psychopathic Shopkeeperkillers!



Yet Another “Still More Too Much Time”


If you live in China, where do you dig a hole to?


Shawshank Redemption

He didn’t use a shaw or a shank to escape; he used a rock hammer. Bad title!



They stink!


Florescent Lights

Why are they called Floorescent lights when they are always on the ceiling?


Reading is Bad

I haven’t gone to a cake shop since reading Hansel and Gretel.


Learning Curve

Sometimes it’s a “Learning Wall“.



If an octopus has 8 arms, why ten“tacles”? What’s a “tacle” anyway?


Crooked Carpenters

My counter is on a slant. A counterfeit counter-fitter must have installed it.


note: check out the others that came before: