It’s just a hunch, but …
Citizen Kane would probably be a more famous movie if it was called “Citizen Titty Lip Service”.
note: I’m sure this is a hamster character’s name in one of Tooty Nolan‘s books. … or it should be!
double note: I should read shopping centre directories more often.
triple note: I was watched outside of “Citizen” and remained mute around “Lip Service“, but I couldn’t resist “Titty & Co.“.
quadruple note: “What’s in fashion this season?”
Today rolled off the tongue like some German word I can’t pronounce.
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What’s the big deal about training pigeons to fly around together and return home or racing them over a certain distance!
If someone can train a group of hamsters to pull off an intricate bank heist or turn piranha into vegetarians, then I’ll be impressed!
note: people with pigeons should work on toilet training a bit more.
double note: I feel cooped up in here.
triple note: “Birdy” was a pretty good movie. I haven’t seen it since I was 17, so don’t be racing over to the rental shop on my recommendation: send your pigeon.
quadruple note: Everything I need to know I learned from The Wacky Racers. “stop the pigeon.”
quintuple note: I have nothing against pigeons or their owners. However, I do hold a personal grudge against the guy who insisted on cleaning out the pigeon coop shown above at 6 a.m. every morning. I flew the coop after 4 years; the pigeons are still there.
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Tagged aviaries are for the birds, bank heists, Birdy, coops, hamsters, humor, Mathew Modine, miniature seagulls, Nicholas Cage, pigeons, piranha, scraping scraping scraping, The Wacky Racers, toilet training