Tag Archives: grumpy

Centurions

 

No wonder Roman Centurions were so difficult to beat in battle …

who wants to beat up a bunch of 100 year olds?

 

note: do I go to Century 19 to buy an old house?

double note: being born in a leap century would really cut down on birthday presents.

triple note: I bet they forgot about a few years during the Dark Ages. How do we really know?

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Today #4

Today I was so grumpy I kept looking around for the other 6 dwarves.

Seven Little Ones

expensive thumbtacks

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SLEEPY

I was so sleepy I didn’t even get behind the wheel.

GRUMPY

Even my name is pissing me off today!

SNEEZY

I’ve been known to binge sneeze.

BASHFUL

Is it “unsociably shy” or “sociably shy”?

DOPEY

I’m having problems balancing my chemicals.

DOC

I received an honorary doctorate in philosophy from an online university.
Kidney transplant?  No problem!

HAPPY

If you are more than happy, are you not happy?

 

note: If I did one for Snow White, I’d have to change the title!

 

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