No one usually starts out making leftovers
… they just sort of happen.
note: I’ll be right over for leftovers!
double note: the meal had subtle leftovertones to it.
triple note: leftovers are usually “ dishporportional” somehow.
quadruple note: leftovers sound like a socialist thing.
quintuple note: leftunders are just leftovers that nobody wants to eat.
sextuple note: “ bereftovers” is food taken home after a funeral.
septuple note: we didn’t have leftovers at my house … just 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th helpings.
notes to myself #31
A lot of things you don’t like to eat now, you will like later … except brussel sprouts … I don’t think we will live long enough to truly like them.
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Here is a little video Kelly Pettit and I made.
It’s a mixture of the “ Really Bad Things” series with a bunch of new ones thrown in too!
note: a very very very very special “ thank you” to who did all the work on this one: director, producer, cinematographer, sound engineer, and most especially editor. I really couldn’t have done this with out his expertise in things I know nothing about. Kelly Pettit
He also carried half the pool table around with me looking silly for a few hours.
double note: I should have smiled more in this video.
triple note: , Really Bad Things , and More Really Bad Things are still being bad. Still More Really Bad Things
notes to myself #10
When you are 9 years old do not do Morris’ paper route for him. He’s not going to pay you; and him and his dad are douche b … oh! … you don’t know those words yet! … they are jerks.
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I walked by a mirror and didn’t see my reflection.
It was very freaky!
Maybe it was a window.
I’m not too sure.
I don’t know about you, but driving through a city called
Bottleneck might not be the best idea!
If I had a delicatessen, I’d call it
The Psycho Deli.
Maybe I’d have a blackvelvet poster and a lava lamp somewhere.
Pets as Gifts
I don’t think it is a good idea to give a pet as a gift.
I usually give 2 pets: a male and female rabbit!
just to be safe.
I Want To Be A Webler!
web log = weblog = blog
Why isn’t it “webl”?
I’d rather webl and be a webler!
I want up and down turn signals on my car: just in case.
Pirates of the Caribbean
I don’t care how good the movies are; the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland sucks.
People in the Southern Hemisphere are pretty good sports about Christmas Carols.
When I was younger, I was a lot shorter than I am now.
Let’s put the “fun” back in “funeral”!
Has anyone ever broken their jaw on a jawbreaker?
Rules are made to be broken.
except in sports.
There’s video replay now!
I’m waiting for the j-pods to come out!
Zombies are a Dying Breed
If everyone were cremated…..
I guess there would be no more Zombie movies!
That would suck.
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Tagged bottlenecks, christmas carols, delicatessens, funerals, gifts, j-pods, jawbreakers, mirrors, pets, pirates, rules, turn signals, webles, youth, zombies
The only thing I remember from my father’s funeral was watching the hearse drag a traffic cone the entire way from the church to the cemetary. Quite a feat since it was an hours drive. I was fascinated with that traffic cone. I wasn’t the only one: all of my brothers and sisters clearly remember it too!
I asked a tombstone engraving person: How many people can you stick in a funeral plot?
The answer: one burial and two internments (at least in Canada).
I started thinking about how many of my relatives have been buried and concluded that if I want to be interned I have a lot of choice!!
I have to be quick!
Limited room available!!!
I don’t want to be interned.
I want my ashes scattered some place I have visited and loved: Easter Island, Machu Picchu, Uluru (Ayers Rock), Komodo Island, …
My sister has offered to scatter me, but only if I pay for the trip (and maybe some money for shopping). My sister is so caring.
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