I pick up change when I find it on the ground.
I don’t need the money.
I don’t need a good luck charm.
It’s just monetary litter.
What would happen if everyone started throwing their money on the ground?
Think of the mess!
note! … total score!
double note: if money grew on trees, I’m sure it would always be winter when I went to the forest.
triple note: countries that don’t have pennies must be unlucky.
quadruple note: throw coins in the correct receptacles: fountains and stuff!
quintuple note: is a “receptacle” when you make a reception and then get tackled?
I can smell the ocean, but I know it’s still a day away.
(the ocean is my euphemism for the weekend … I thought you knew that)
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I’m going to build a water fountain in my frontyard, sit back, and just watch all those coins roll in!
note: I was looking on the web for a photo of a water fountain that looks like a giant drinking fountain, but I guess it hasn’t been built yet. Maybe it never will, but I can still dream.
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