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Some Fortune Telling Clown


The fortune teller foretold no fortune in my future
… unfortunately.


note: I go to bank tellers more often than fortune tellers … although with ATMs, I don’t go to either very much anymore.

double note: I’m not sure what day job this guy didn’t quit.

triple note: “Actually it started out as a pimple on my ass.
(I never get tired of that joke.)

quadruple note: the fortune had no fortune in it! … is that possible?


Today #189

Today felt like I had a monkey on my head … or back … or somewhere in those vicinities.

Fortune Telling Machines

I don’t understand the appeal of coin machines that tell your fortune.

All you get for $1 is one of ten pre-written fortunes on a little piece of paper.

What a scam!

If someone set up a stand on the street to tell you some generic fortune, I’d bet they wouldn’t get much business.

That’s why you should be careful and always go to a “professional” fortune teller. The best ones are usually at shopping centers or fairs.

note: I put money in a change machine once, but it only gave me a bunch of coins back. I thought I’d be taller or smarter at least.