I’m going to sell pickles shaped like toothpicks and call them “Tooth Pickles”!
Possible catch phrases could be:
“I think you’ve got something in your teeth. Would you like a Tooth Pickle?”
or
A little peckish
What the heckish!
Tooth Pickle!
Tooth Pickle!
Tooth Pickle!
or
“I’m not gerkin you around! or Takin’ the Mickle!
If it’s an edible toothpick, it’s gotta be a Tooth Pickle!”
note: “Tooth Pickles” are not to be confused with “Pickle Teeth“.
double note: I wish I had some stuck between my teeth right now!
triple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7 and #8 and #9 and #10 and #11 are still scheming.
quadruple note: Don’t these just keep getting better and better? or is it just me? I could be wrong; I usually am.
I Am The Cheese 