In my dreams I can fly!
… but when I try to land anywhere something always tries to swat me.
It’s really annoying!
note: photo taken in one of the DisneySea sections.
After cutting your own hair badly, you will be able to even it out by yourself.
single scoop: it costs nothing to look like an idiot.
double scoop: Hey Mr. Fly! Save some for the rest of us!
triple scoop: Why do barbers and hair stylists always show you the back of your head with a mirror? I don’t care what it looks like: I don’t have to look at it.
The person sitting next to you on the airplane will be amazingly sexy and seriously attracted to you.
single scoop: I’d be happy if they offered me their dessert.
double scoop: Hey Mr. Fly! There is some very delicious plastic spaghetti over to your left too!
triple scoop: the idea for this one goes to Kelly Pettit.
Standing in line to buy a ticket to the newest Harry Potter movie and thinking the 300 kids waiting in front of you want to see the newest Roman Polanski film.
single scoop: Hermione’s character has really developed a lot since the first movie.
double scoop: Hey Mr. Fly! Are you on some new kind of diet program or something?
triple scoop: movie theatre popcorn is so good I would pay 100 times more than it’s worth to have it: oh … I already do.
Your boyfriend or girlfriend will remain faithful to you while they go backpacking for a year.
single scoop: Riiiightttt!
double scoop: I’m feeling Pat Coakley–ish with all these continuing sagas. But I’m not challenging anybody to anything: you have to give me that much.
triple scoop: Hey Mister Fly! Try the chocolate, it’s pretty good too!
quadruple scoop: I took pannonica‘s advice and did something different with the “note” system. Picture of an ice cream: scoop. Do you get it? Ahhhh! it’s soft serve! There are no scoops.