In My Dreams … #7

 

In my dreams  I can fly!

… but when I try to land anywhere something always tries to swat me.

It’s really annoying!

  

note: photo taken in one of the DisneySea sections.

double note: #1  and #2  and #3  and #4  and #5  and #6  are still slumbering along.

 

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Flies, Lies, And Porky Pies

 

A fly that doesn’t fly,
Is simply just a lie.
If it says it can fly,
Then it’s a lying lie.
… and not a flying fly.

 

note: “Get out there and fly around you little maggot!”

double note: the “lie” in the drawing is a “white lie“.

triple note: sorry for no mention of “porky pies“; I just thought it sounded cool.
It’s rhyming slang or slimey rhang or limey sang or something like that.

quadruple note: my other poems are still poeming at the mouth to be read here.

quintuple note: I may have put on 2 or more entries tonight … or today. I like things fresh I guess.
… or I have sleeves and things up them.
… or I don’t. It’s a crap shoot sometimes.

 

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Wishful Thinking #4

 

After cutting your own hair badly, you will be able to even it out by yourself.

 

single scoop: it costs nothing to look like an idiot.

double scoop:  Hey Mr. Fly!  Save some for the rest of us!

triple scoop: Why do barbers and hair stylists always show you the back of your head with a mirror? I don’t care what it looks like: I don’t have to look at it.

quadruple scoop: If you’ve missed the last 3, they are still here and here and here.

 

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Wishful Thinking #3

 

The person sitting next to you on the airplane will be amazingly sexy and seriously attracted to you.

 

single scoop: I’d be happy if they offered me their dessert.

double scoop: Hey Mr. Fly! There is some very delicious plastic spaghetti over to your left too!

triple scoop: the idea for this one goes to Kelly Pettit.

quadruple scoop: If you’ve missed the last 2, they are still here and here.

 

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Wishful Thinking #2

Standing in line to buy a ticket to the newest Harry Potter movie and thinking the 300 kids waiting in front of you want to see the newest Roman Polanski film.

 

single scoop: Hermione’s character has really developed a lot since the first movie.

double scoop: Hey Mr. Fly! Are you on some new kind of diet program or something?

triple scoop: movie theatre popcorn is so good I would pay 100 times more than it’s worth to have it: oh …  I already do.

 

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Wishful Thinking #1

 

Your boyfriend or girlfriend will remain faithful to you while they go backpacking for a year.

 

single scoop: Riiiightttt!

double scoop: I’m feeling Pat Coakley–ish with all these continuing sagas. But I’m not challenging anybody to anything: you have to give me that much.

triple scoop: Hey Mister Fly! Try the chocolate, it’s pretty good too!

quadruple scoop: I took pannonica‘s advice and did something different with the “note” system. Picture of an ice cream: scoop. Do you get it? Ahhhh! it’s soft serve! There are no scoops. 

Nevermind.

 

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Flies

 

The common house fly has no eyelids and lives only 15 to 25 days on average.

I guess if a fly’s life goes by in a blink of an eye, it’s probably better that it can’t blink.

 

 

note: What kind of flies do you attract when having fun?               Time Flies!

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