If I could be any type of wood, I’d want to be driftwood.
note: the drift tree forests are very illusive … so are the ply tree forests for some reason.
double note: if I could invent something, that would be original.
triple note: flashers are in show business.
quadruple note: for every action there is an equal and opposite inaction … or something like that.
quintuple note: if I had an identical twin, I’d probably go to the gym more.
sextuple note: I’m wasting away: … renewable resources and time seem to be in the lead.
septuple note: with enough soap … I could probably disappear.
octuple note: apologies again for not commenting on comments … and not visiting your blogs with the formerly usual intensity … but it’s summer and things are happening happeningly … or something like that.
I’ll get back into the thing of swings again.
nuntuple note: what type of trees do they make key boards from?
The sun came out today! … that Annie is a liar.
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Tagged actions and inactions, Annie ... but not the one that fills up my senses, drift trees, driftwood, flashers, humor, identical twins, inventing stuff, key boards, Mask and Snorkel Man, ply trees, renewable resources, show business, soap, visor man
I will never forget daydreaming in the passenger seat of a car and seeing a guy up ahead with a camera on the side of the busy road.
I then noticed a woman with a long fur coat standing on some steps used by railway workers.
I remember thinking, “Why are they taking photos there? The scenic river view is on the other side of the road.”
While I was thinking this thought and slowly turning my head because I am a nosey person … the woman opened up the fur coat and was wearing nothing underneath but her birthday suit!!!
“Turn around! Turn around!” I screamed at my girlfriend driving the car.
note: Later, telling this story to everyone I knew, they all asked the same question: “Was the woman Japanese?” To which I replied, “How should I know, I wasn’t looking at her face!”
double note: driving passed this place always makes me smile.
triple note: sorry the photo is blurry; I got all shaky for some reason.
Posted in comedy, driving, funny, humor, Japan, life, living abroad, personal, photography, random, random thoughts, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized
Tagged amazing moments, flashers, humor, if I live to be 100, kodak moments, naked woman on the side of the road, perving, this will be the last thought in my head