Cavemen must have asked “What’s burning?” before fire was invented
… and afterwards too!
note: if I was a caveman, I’d still want to live in a house; call me old fashion … or modern … but don’t call me hairy because I’d be sensitive about that.
double note: “clubbing” probably meant something different to cavemen.
triple note: coffee is fine, but coffeet would be weird.
what I’m listening to now #8: old Weezer.
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There is waterproof, windproof, and fireproof things.
Why is there no earthproof stuff?
It seems like a very elemental oversight.
note: Earth Wind and Fire must have kicked Water out of the band for being a wet blanket.
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There are many phrases to describe dangerous situations:
“playing with fire” “living with a time-bomb” “walking the razor’s edge”
There should be more phrases to describe safe situations, like …
“camping in the living room” “playing with a picture of fire” “living with a nerf ball”
Can you think of any good “safe” phrases?
note: “Vanilla ice cream again! You’re really camping in the living room with that choice. Oh! You’re lactose intolerant! Pardon me.”
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