This is how to make a giant outdoor litterbox outside of your house. (making a giant outdoor litterbox inside your house may prove more difficult)
First: choose a location.
Second: make a border using something. I used the natural rocks found nearby on top of the area.
Third: add soil. If you add regular dirt or cat litter, that’s okay … because it will become soiled eventually.
And that’s about it.
I guess cats will probably get involved at some point, but you don’t need any of your own.
To bastardize a line from Shoeless Joe by W. P. Kinsella:
If you build it, they will come.
note: I put flowers in my giant outdoor litterbox while I wait for those cats.
double note: a big thank you to Mr. Pettit for suggesting this rental property improvement … eventhough he didn’t do any of the work!
… why do I feel like “The Little Red Hen“?
I was more outvolved in today than involved.
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Don’t count on sheep
To fall asleep
Alcohol is better
And saves sheep for sweaters
note: counting sheep makes no census.
double note: What do sheep count to fall asleep?
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