I consider …
coasting in neutral stealth technology.
clothes dryers entertainment.
peeling wallpaper an archeological site.
grey pencil crayons an insult to my imagination … and white beyond redemption.
field hockey sticks poorly designed.
chocolate chips friendly.
toes a necessary evil.
stop signs confrontational.
empty lots lacking.
note: photo of the fastest looking slow piece of farm machinery I’ve ever seen … recently.
http://humor-blogs.com/ I’m rated as a “minus 2” over at humor blogs! I didn’t know I was so unfunny.