My sister used to eat all the food on her plate systematically clockwise.
She’d eat all the potatoes, then the sausages, then the peas, …
It drove my mother crazy.
I started eating all my food systematically counterclockwise
… just to bother my sister.
I don’t know if that drove my mother crazy as well,
but our mother stopped making dessert for some reason.
note: I have no table manners … when I’m eating a burger while walking.
double note: if people are feeding off of you … you must have good table mannerisms.
triple note: I’m C’est la vie about French food, Que Sera, Sera about Spanish food, … (come on! I know you can add to this list)
quadruple note: Fast Food is okay, but Faster Food would be an improvement … maybe.
what I’m listening to now #26: myself rambling internally.
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I’m not a go-getter
I’m a wait-seer.
note: if pizza is involved, I’m definitely not a go-getter … I like it delivered.
double note: sometimes I’m a fo-getter.
Today I almost went for fast-food, but decided on slow-food instead.
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