Your boyfriend or girlfriend will remain faithful to you while they go backpacking for a year.
single scoop: Riiiightttt!
double scoop: I’m feeling Pat Coakley–ish with all these continuing sagas. But I’m not challenging anybody to anything: you have to give me that much.
triple scoop: Hey Mister Fly! Try the chocolate, it’s pretty good too!
quadruple scoop: I took pannonica‘s advice and did something different with the “note” system. Picture of an ice cream: scoop. Do you get it? Ahhhh! it’s soft serve! There are no scoops.
Nevermind.
I Am The Cheese 