Tag Archives: emergency

Chocolate Bottles Aren’t Recyclable


Sure chocolate liquor in the shape of a bottle is cool, but …

what about flasked shaped chocolate liquor for people who don’t want other people to know they are drinking?

… or wineskin shaped chocolate liquor for skiers?


note: I don’t like being drunk with pimples. I didn’t like it at 17 and I don’t like it now!

 double note: I’d try a moonshine one, but they are probably not legal.


Today #347

Today I thought, “Why isn’t the emergency number 767 instead of 911?” … it would spell SOS