As soon as I open my mouth and they start talking, I know that deep down dentists wished they were engineers:
bridges, root canals, dental dams, braces/railroad tracks, drills, and even toothpicks!
They can’t fool me!
note: I think the worst thing I’ve tried to eat while my mouth was still frozen from the dentists were waffles. You never really know where the waffle ends and the inside of your mouth begins.
double note: opening my mouth and having someone else start talking makes me feel like a dummy … a ventriloquist’s dummy.
Today was like watching all the coming attractions before the movie … but the movie never started.
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Drills are boring; and knives are sometimes dull.
note: fire drills are pretty useless: water tends to work better.
double note: there’s money in drilling oil and teeth.
triple note: “What did we catch in the net?”
“Better throw them back or greenpeace is gonna be on our ass again.”
SPECIAL NOTE: nathaliewithanh has another Japan adventure blog up on her site.
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