I dreamt …
I was falling … while bungee jumping.
I was running but not moving … on a treadmill.
I saw a unicorn … in a book.
I was flying … in an airplane … in economy class as usual.
I bought a lottery ticket … and lost.
All my teeth were falling out … but I was 6 in the dream.
I was standing stark naked … in my shower.
I stood by helplessly watching the world being destroyed … in a movie theatre with 3D glasses.
note: I’d never dream about failing a test!
double note: I don’t have time to daydream, so I just hourdream.
triple note: I guess Eve should be there at the beginning of the world and at the end: Eve of Destruction … I think that’s what that song is talking about.
what I’m listening to #5: The Tragically Hip.
Posted in comedy, funny, humor, language, life, personal, random, random thoughts, sleep, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized, word play, wordplay, wordplay, words
Tagged 3D glasses, bungee jumping, daydreaming, destruction, dreaming, economy class, Eve of Destruction, hourdreaming, in a book, losing lotteries, stark naked, teeth falling out, treadmills, working at the car wash!!! ... yes I did pay to see that movie
In my dreams I dream that all my dreams come true in my dreams.
… then I wake up, realize I’ve slept on my arms again, and think “that was a confusing dream, but at least there wasn’t a bull chasing me“.
note: photo taken in one of the DisneySea sections.
double note: #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7 and #8 are still slumbering along.
triple note: It’s only taken me 7 of these entries to notice that when I copy and paste this photo it isn’t centered like the first 2 in the series. I am very unobservant sometimes.
I usually screw up on numbering the “notes to myself” too.
Why am I telling you this?
I just felt like sharing today.
notes to myself #71
None of your brothers or sisters name their kids after you. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.
Posted in comedy, funny, humor, language, life, personal, random, random thoughts, sleep, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized, word play, words
Tagged bull chasing you, C-sections, DisneySea, DisneySea sections, dreaming, dreams, dreams come true, entangled in sheets, humor, in my dreams, sleeping on your arms