It’s amazing what people weave with the threads of their lives.
Some people make dreamcatchers, nooses, tourniquets, hammocks, fishing nets …
I’m working on a very long yo-yo string myself.
note: I’d like to see an intricate tapestry when I view the past, but I can’t see past the giant ball of lint.
double note: fishermen are like boxers … they weave and bob.
(boxers: the guys in the ring, not the underpants)
If I had a time machine, today would just be a tick on the clock as I zoomed somewhere else.
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Why do people like Dream Catchers?
They look more like Dust Catchers to me.
note: my Dream Catcher doesn’t work … because it’s still here.
double note: I want a Nightmare Catcher … and after it has caught a few, I’ll stick it in the Garbage Catcher.
triple note: a Dream Trap doesn’t sound so nice … but a Rat Catcher on a bicycle sounds dreamy!
quadruple note: I think I saw a cat cough up a Dream Catcher a few weeks ago.
quintuple note: I work with a Cold Catcher.
sextuple note: the owner of this car can’t be all bad … they’ve got South Park stuff as well.
http://humor-blogs.com/ … only 2 more weeks of this and then I’ll have to put something else down here.
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