If I had a pet, I’d name it “Peeve”.
It would probably grow into its name.
I’m not really a pet person, … I’m more of a pet person person.
note: if I had 2 pets, I’d name the other one “Padam” … and then have both of them neutered.
Today my pencil was not very subtle … I had to sharpen it.
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Tagged Adam and Eve, blunt pencils, Boston Terrier, dogs, humor, I'm a pet person person!, kelly pettit, neutered, not very subtle pencils, Padam and Peeve, passing aquaintances ... usually gassy too!, pet peeves, pet people's pets, pets
Some people find it hard to stick their neck out.
Animals don’t seem to have that problem … in vehicles.
note: I think all animals would stick their heads out of a moving vehicle if given the chance, except elephants … they might tip the Renault 5 possibly… and they have long memories.
double note: starfish may just lean an arm out of the window.
triple note: dogs are always sticking their noses into someone else’s business!
quadruple note: sticking your neck out requires a head start. hee hee!
quintuple note: do pigs even have a neck? … I never see them wearing scarves or ties.
sextuple note: animal crackers produce animal bits if you’re not careful … or are just plain messy.
Today was like going from Steve to Cat to Yusuf in the blink of an eyeball.
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Tagged animals hanging their heads out of vehicles, Cat Stevens, cows, dogs, dogs smelling everything all the time!, elephants in renault 5's, humor, necks and heads, pigs at blacktie affairs are rare ... or cooked just right, starfish with driver's tan, Steve Georgiou, Yusuf Islam
I haven’t seen too many cat breed stickers on cars: just dog ones.
I guess cat lovers don’t really love them as much as dog lovers love them.
You can take this either way: I’m open for interpretation today.
note: a lot of cats would kind of look the same on those featureless stickers anyway.
“Is that a Russian Blue, a Chartreux, or a Balinese on that car’s *bumper?
It’s definitely not a Scottish Fold.”
*back bumper …just clarifying … interpretation is closed for today.
double note: the guy driving that truck doesn’t really like dogs that much … he bought it second hand.
triple note: I want some pig stickers!
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Tagged blah blah blah, cat stickers on cars, cats, dog fecal decals, dog stickers on cars, dogs, fourth hand trucks, humor, if you really loved me you would have a sticker of me on your bumper, interpretationisticism, pig stickers are old school!, pig stickers!, Russian Blue .. Chartreux .. Balinese??? I'll just have Thousand Island please, Scottish Fold ... loose change, second hand trucks, third hand trucks
Why are there “dog groomers” but no “dog briders”?
note: Do you need a “pedegree” to be a dog matchmaker?
double note: purebreed anything are not a “breed apart“, but a “breed within“. I think old royal families and a few religious sects proved that one.
triple note: Does “purebreeding” in dogs involve having sex incestantly.
quadruple note: planetross is not against “purebred” dogs. I just got carried away with the word.
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Tagged dog briders, dog groomers, dogs, humor, pedigree, purebreeds
Finally! Me and “the pixie dog” have something in common.
We are both happy all the time!
I’m a dark meat man myself!
note: thanks to former student Yuko for having the best pencil case ever. (this is only the insert)
double note: this could become a “pencil case” series. You’ve been warned.
triple note: I could just keep using this “pencil case” photo with a different entry underneath it, but I won’t.
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Tagged chicken meat, dogs, humor, Japan, pencil cases
How were people cool before sunglasses?
It’s a mystery.
If there were no sunglasses, would ….
– the Terminator, the Men in Black, Neo in the Matrix, the Blues Brothers, or the Macho Man Randy Savage be cool?
Would Corey “Sunglasses at Night” Hart have had a music career?
Would “The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades” Timbuc 3 be a no-hit wonder?
I think Joey Ramone would still be cool. You couldn’t see his sunglasses under his hair most of the time anyway.
Elton John‘s cool level would be serious lower, but he’d still be cool.
Elvis ………. shades or no shades ………… would still be the coolest!
note: are there sunglass monocles?
double note: cute dog photo added because some people like that stuff. I’m nice like that.
triple note: In the early 1900s, the use of sunglasses started to become more widespread, especially among the pioneering stars of silent movies. It is commonly believed that this was to avoid recognition by fans, but the real reason was they often had perennially sore eyes from the powerful lights that were needed due to the extremely slow speed film stocks used. Inexpensive mass-produced sunglasses were introduced to America by Sam Foster in 1929.
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Tagged blues brothers, cool, corey hart, dogs, elton john, elvis, humor, joey ramone, matrix, men in black, randy savage, sunglasses, terminator, timbuc 3