In my laundream, my mother still does my laundry
… and sews on the occasional button.
note: are dryer lint filters “laundreamcatchers“?
… they are about as useful. hee hee!
double note: lint always reminds me of this old post. Don’t worry, it’s not a picture of an old post from a fence or anything. … but wouldn’t that be cool!
Today I scared kids by singing “It’s a Small World” in a high pitched creepy voice … and mimicking small zombie children, from all around the world, trying to kill them. Disney should really make a movie like that!
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When I see costumed characters, I am aware that there is a person in the costume sweating away and doing a job.
I think most adults share this awareness.
But at Disney Parks, many people seem to forget this and
… basically go crazy when they spot Mickey and company wandering around.
I’m not totally immuned: I get sucked in to the fantasy for a second before I start thinking that there most likely is a short woman in the Mickey outfit.
I didn’t fully grasp what an amazing job Disney has done in creating this illusion until last weekend at DisneySea.
While watching Mickey appear in many different outfits during a musical performance, my friend said “Mickey must have to change into all those costumes really quickly backstage.”
I replied “Maybe it’s just a different person in a different Mickey Mouse costume with a different outfit coming out each time.”
I’m mean like that sometimes.
note: How fast would Disney sue me for walking around in a Mickey Mouse costume?
How many people have had their photo taken with a person wearing a Mickey Mouse costume at a Disney Park over the years? millions? billions?
How many people while showing their photos say, “This is me with a person in a Mickey Mouse costume.”? probably none.
triple note: Do you want your Disney dream bubble burst? There is a little guy in the Minnie costume waiting for work to finish so he can go out and get drunk with his buddies. POP!
quadruple note: I do like Disney parks and will put another entry on in the near future with more Disney Outlandishness.
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I bet it sucks having the last name “Disney”.
If you aren’t related to that corporation somehow and have pots of money, you were definitely born with a disadvantage.
I’m glad my last name is “Exxon”!
note: “Shithead” for a last name wouldn’t be good either.
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