Last night I slept like a baby. It was great!
… I didn’t wear a diaper … or soil myself … or cry … or wake up in the middle of the night for some food though.
I guess I didn’t sleep like a baby after all!
No wonder babies are so tired;
… they don’t sleep very well really.
note: maybe I slept like a log??
double note: if I sleep with another person who is sleeping like a log too, I guess there isn’t any threat of starting a fire.
triple note: I’ve never started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together! … I’ll add that to my “alternative reality bucket list” … that’s the one that includes things I don’t really want to do too badly.
quadruple note: are there any “Alternative Reality Shows“? … if there were, that would be really cool … unless it was just different shows on different channels … then that wouldn’t be.
quintuple note: “sleeping pong” would keep me awake.
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Today #73
I bought a todaily newspaper.
I Am The Cheese 