Tag Archives: dental floss




note: lettuce is a good substitute … when toothpasties aren’t available.

double note: do you have something in your teeth or are you an exotic dancer?


notes to myself #150

Stripper Bars eventually lose there appeal.
… I don’t know when, but I’m sure it happens.

Dental Floss


If dental floss gets stuck between your teeth, what do you use to get it out; more dental floss?

It would be great if this was the solution for all problems:

– Have a flat tire … make it flatter … good as new!

– Drank too much … drink more … sober in no time!

– Lost money gambling … lose more … jackpot!

– Burnt your dinner … burn it more … mmm delicious!

note: Don’t like this blog … don’t like it more … ah! that’s better!