note: lettuce is a good substitute … when toothpasties aren’t available.
double note: do you have something in your teeth or are you an exotic dancer?
notes to myself #150
Stripper Bars eventually lose there appeal.
… I don’t know when, but I’m sure it happens.
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Tagged accessorizing, da da dum da da da dum!, dental floss, gentle floss, humor, incisorizing, incisors, lettuce, pasties and a g-string, stripper bars ... or peeler bars, teeth, toothpasties and a g-string
If dental floss gets stuck between your teeth, what do you use to get it out; more dental floss?
It would be great if this was the solution for all problems:
– Have a flat tire … make it flatter … good as new!
– Drank too much … drink more … sober in no time!
– Lost money gambling … lose more … jackpot!
– Burnt your dinner … burn it more … mmm delicious!
note: Don’t like this blog … don’t like it more … ah! that’s better!
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Tagged dental floss, drinking, eating, flat tires, gambling, gingerbread men, humor