People don’t make food in the shapes of too many animals.
I guess people don’t really want to eat a piece of pork, beef, or chicken that has been molded into the shape of a pig, cow, or chicken. It’s unsettling or unappetizing for many.
But chocolate! … you can mold any animal shape out of that stuff and people will eat it and ask for seconds.
People must be chocolate desensitized.
I’m glad I wasn’t born a chocolate animal.
note: “It looks like a human baby! I get the head!”
double note: the things in the photo are Butaman, pork filled dumpling thingeys.
triple note: I didn’t eat one of them this time. I tried the venison filled ones.
… there were no cute deer faces on them though.
quadruple note: I eat vegetables and fruit that are shaped like vegetables and fruit, … but that’s different.
Today was like a Pink Floyd concert. I think it was good, but I don’t really remember too much about it.
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The problem with fish and deer
Is you never know how many are near.
Is there anything more embarrassin’
Than ordering deer meat instead of venison?
double note: I can always find snowmen. You are not safe from poetry. You’ve been warned. You can blame Ogden Nash.
notes to myself #172
You don’t really get a 5 o’clock shadow … I think it has something to do with daylight savings maybe.
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