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If I Had 3 Eyes, …

 little green man wind-up


If I had 3 eyes, …

I’d probably wear a hat instead of sunglasses.

I’d hope one eye was blind so I could wear an eye patch.

“trinocular vision” might be difficult to get used to.

I’d hope one wasn’t on my ass … because then I’d have to cut a little hole in my pants to see anything.

would people call me 6 eyes if I wore glasses?

eye tests would be interesting!

I’d probably get sick of  the “little green men” costume on Halloween.

I might say “See you later … and later … and later” just for fun.

I’d yell “Come on ref! Do you only have 2 eyes or something!” at sporting events.

I could have a lucrative career as an actor … in horror movies.

I’d probably have to tell people, “No I don’t have eyes in the back of my head; just 3 up front”.

binoculars would be a bitch, but telescopes would be no problem.

I’d have bags under all 3 of them probably.

I’d hope they were all the same color.

if the 3rd one was on my ass I’d hope it didn’t have an eyebrow too … because that could get itchy.

I’d be an open target for that 3 Stooges “eye poke” routine.

I might sell one on e-bay if times got hard.

I bet my nickname at school would be “Eye Soceles” or maybe just “Triangle”.

I’d hope my eyelids blinked at the same time!


note: If I met someone with 4 eyes, I’d be envious.