Tag Archives: crows feet

Facequakes

It’s amazing how a line turns into a crease which turns into a wrinkle and then becomes a furrow … on a human face.

That’s quite a feat! … or crows’ feat at least.

 

note: a lot of lines on the face should be considered a “murder of crows’ feet“.

double note: some people’s faces look like maps to places I haven’t visited yet.

triple note: lines are just lazy squares.

quadruple note: are there any plastic dental surgeons? … and do they melt on hot days like those plastic surgeons do?

quintuple note: dentists should work in “Toothspitals“.

sextuple note: I was a plastic bagman for the mafia … or maybe that was at the recycle center.

octuple note: the photo has nothing to do with the entry. It’s just a van that has been parked at this location since at least 1998. I consider it Art, but I don’t know what the owner named it.

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Today #93

Today I didn’t kill anyone … again!

For The Birds

 

It must be terrible to be a crow: they have “crow’s feet” from the day they are hatched.

Being a pigeon wouldn’t be much better.

 

note: Being a stool pigeon would be crappy.

double note: Does a cursed albatross have a dead albatross hanging around its neck?

triple note: I bet sailors ate crow’s nest soup when they got really hungry.

quadruple note: I know it’s a picture of seagulls: I didn’t see any good crows on my trip.

 

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