When people die, I hope they go to where they believe they will go when they die:
… because I really want to see the inside of a crematorium.
note: I didn’t even think there was something wrong with this “closed” sign. I was too impressed that it was written on a skateboard to notice!
double note: it says “open” on the otherside … in case you were wondering.
Mean Things I Say About People #1
I know a person who only listens to instrumental music because they don’t like listening to people.
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I guess before man discovered fire,
… cremations were not a thing of the passed.
note: there are so many different death rituals that have been practiced on this earth over the years, people don’t even agree on death …………. rituals.
I guess death is disagreeable.
double note: on Planetross, when people die their hair just changes color.
notes to myself #21
You are the last born … but only by a few days.
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