It’s amazing how a line turns into a crease which turns into a wrinkle and then becomes a furrow … on a human face.
That’s quite a feat! … or crows’ feat at least.
note: a lot of lines on the face should be considered a “murder of crows’ feet“.
double note: some people’s faces look like maps to places I haven’t visited yet.
triple note: lines are just lazy squares.
quadruple note: are there any plastic dental surgeons? … and do they melt on hot days like those plastic surgeons do?
quintuple note: dentists should work in “Toothspitals“.
sextuple note: I was a plastic bagman for the mafia … or maybe that was at the recycle center.
octuple note: the photo has nothing to do with the entry. It’s just a van that has been parked at this location since at least 1998. I consider it Art, but I don’t know what the owner named it.
Today I didn’t kill anyone … again!
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My face just keeps getting more linear every year.
note: everything I say is in parentheses now.
double note: I was going to use a smiley photo, but I saw that I had something stuck between my teeth.
triple note: laugh lines are better than punchlines.
quadruple note: I’m living in linear times I guess.
quintuple note: the lines look like parentheses because they come from your parents … or something like that.
notes to myself #47
You know how Mom used to push up and pull back her facial skin with her fingers and says she might get a facelift.
You will do the same … and probably never will get one either.
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