Tag Archives: cows

Curator

 

I’ve discovered a few cures for diseases and viruses over the years.

It’s just that the diseases and viruses haven’t been discovered yet.

I’m patiently waiting.

 

note: doctors never discover the cure before the disease. … I guess you need a “pre doctoral” degree instead of a “post doctoral” degree for that stuff.

double note: bird flu, mad cow, swine flu, …
                                I bet the horses are getting nervous.

triple note: without a chimney there never is a flue season.

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Today #129

I know the days are getting longer in the Northern Hemisphere, but today seemed longer by a few hours!

Animalosity

People don’t make food in the shapes of too many animals.

I guess people don’t really want to eat a piece of pork, beef, or chicken that has been molded into the shape of a pig, cow, or chicken. It’s unsettling or unappetizing for many.

But chocolate! … you can mold any animal shape out of that stuff and people will eat it and ask for seconds.

People must be chocolate desensitized.

I’m glad I wasn’t born a chocolate animal.

 

note:It looks like a human baby! I get the head!”

double note: the things in the photo are Butaman, pork filled dumpling thingeys.

triple note: I didn’t eat one of them this time. I tried the venison filled ones.
… there were no cute deer faces on them though.

quadruple note: I eat vegetables and fruit that are shaped like vegetables and fruit, … but that’s different.

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Today #79

Today was like a Pink Floyd concert. I think it was good, but I don’t really remember too much about it.

Animal Bits

 

Some people find it hard to stick their neck out.

Animals don’t seem to have that problem … in vehicles.

 

note: I think all animals would stick their heads out of a moving vehicle if given the chance, except elephants … they might tip the Renault 5 possibly… and they have long memories.

double note: starfish may just lean an arm out of the window.

triple note: dogs are always sticking their noses into someone else’s business!

quadruple note: sticking your neck out requires a head start. hee hee!

quintuple note: do pigs even have a neck? … I never see them wearing scarves or ties.

sextuple note: animal crackers produce animal bits if you’re not careful … or are just plain messy.

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Today #17

Today was like going from Steve to Cat to Yusuf in the blink of an eyeball.

Dripping

what's that dripping sound?

 

What`s that dripping sound?

It`s driving me crazy!

oh! it`s my ice cream cone.

nevermind.

 

nevermind

 

note: if you`re lactose intolerant, of course dairy products will give you problems. All dairy products lack toes … and cows too!
(I mean cows don’t have toes: they have most of the dairy products though for some reason)

double note: sick snowmen who don`t get cold shots must just go on a drip.

triple note: I think I have 5 entries coming quickly tonight. My Drafts are getting drafty.

 

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The Year Of The ???

not just on placemats!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot!

Sure 2009 is almost here, but what is the next animal in the Chinese Zodiac?

a Stitch in time saves nine

 

The Year of the Stitch??  Wrong!!

 

Well, Hello Kitty!!

 

The Year of the Hello Kitty??  Wrong again!!!

 

quit bugging me!

 

The Year of the Bugs?  Wrong again … again!!

Three strikes for you Hot Shot!!

 

I’ll narrow it down for you.

the usual suspects

 

That’s right Hot Shot! It’s going to be … The Year of the …

mooooove over rat face!

 

get a little closer to the fire Mr. Cow!

 

what a cow!

 

get off my back and wait for the year of the horse!

 

so cute I'm gonna puke!

 

Are you from Kobe Cow-san?

 

Yeah! I got milk!  Who wants to know?

 

COW!!!!!!!!  COW!!!!!!!   COW!!!!!!!!   COW!!!!!!!!!   COW!!!!!!!!

 

note: in Japan it’s called the “Year of the Cow” not the “Year of the Ox“.  All the merchandise is ready for January 1st!! It makes life so much easier.

double note: in Japan people send New Year’s postcards. The Post Office keeps the cards and waits until January 1st to deliver them all!! How cool is that? mildly cool I guess.

triple note: on January 1st in Japan, the “National 3 Legged Race” championships are televised. All the best Junior High School teams compete to be #1!   Not just 2 people with their legs tied together, but 20 or so people. (seriously)  It does look pretty cool!  

quadruple note: if you hover the cursor over the pictures, there is a little caption. That takes time you know! … just saying.

 

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Sacred Cows

 

 

When a sacred cow has a bowel movement is that classified as “deifecation”?

 

 

 

 

note: Is the guy that cleans up cow manure called the Cowadunga Dude?

double note: did you notice I didn’t use the word “shit” once.

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Cows

 

 

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.

Ogden Nash 

 

 

It’s difficult to write about cows: it’s rare for it to be well done.

 

 

 

To reudderate, I will ruminate on this and search for irrumination on the topic.

 

 
note: Pat Coakley over at Single for a Reason  requested I write about cows. I guess she figures I’m like one of those wind-up monkeys or something: “Play Monkey Play!”
  
 
 
 

 

 

 It was hard to type with those cymbals on my hands, but I tried.

 

 

 

 

double note: my friend the psychologist wanted to go to England during the Mad Cow Epidemic.

“Why are you so angry? And how does that make you feel?”

 

 

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