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The Blue Monkey #1


The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime “rainbows” will be called “sunbows”. They will only have 5 colors: red, orange, yellow, green, and blue.

Because violet and indigo are too hard too remember.


 The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!